Ok, I couldn’t resist. Going to have to find a new means to protect yourself from the evil Microsoft. If you’re a female and get offended, you should probably not read this. At all. Just a warning.

CARRY ON!!!

Why would someone want to buy earbuds for your iPod that are 600 times larger than the normal ones? Must be a new fad to somehow strap these ginormous things to your head just like it was cool to drape a clock around your neck. They be straight trippin’, boo.

CARRY ON!!!