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FOXNews.com – Foods to Boost Your Sex Life – Slide 1 of 8

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#8: Tuna – for those with Erectile Dysfunction

#7: Spinach – Calcium. It’s good for muscles that need to spasm.

#6: Cinnamon – It “arouses” the sense of smell to bring happy thoughts.

#5: Berries – All in the zinc, men.

#4: Beets – Helps the liver out where your “boys” are made at. If you have a bad beginning, you aren’t going to prosper far, young snapper.

#3: Bananas – Vitamin B6. It’s good for testosterone, and we can never have enough.

#2: Avocado – See Bananas. Also gives out some good Vitamin E, which is vital for the overall “experience”.

#1: Apples – Helps keep prostate cancer away. That’s a very good thing.

I confess, women confuse the beejesus out of me. And I’m in a house full of them (wife, 2 daughters).

Today’s Topic: FIGHTING!

What does FIGHTING mean to a dude? Punching, hitting, knocking one or the other out and then drinking a beer afterwards. Pretty simple stuff. Don’t hold revenge out for very long, if ever. Maybe some blood, rarely a broken bone (other than a finger or toe), and it basically is just a physical butt-kickin’.

What does FIGHTING mean to the fairer sex? Grudges, hair pulling, never forgetting when you were wronged, and mental/emotional warfare. This is extremely evident with my daughters. There is rarely blood, never a real physical fight, but always, ALWAYS remembered for future references as to why they did something. (Remember, when you said I wasn’t invited to your birthday party last year, well … *fill in the blank*)

In my time, I have only seen 1 girl fight. That happened at my high school, many moons ago. There was hair pulling and then one girl tried throwing the other down a flight of stairs. It was pretty entertaining, but in the end, it just turned into a name calling match and “no, you didn’t” type of behavior.

Dude fights are a common thing. (I’d say they were banal, but some of the guys reading this might not know what that means and take it the wrong way and come searching for me and showing me a banal time) You see a few punches fly, then it’s broken up, then the next day (or hour), all is well. Or else they just go back to not talking to each other as they did before the fight. Nothing really changes.

But women… wow. My daughters probably have so much ammunition against one another for years to come, that I’m dreading what happens come their teenage years. I wonder if boot camp is a good thing for a pair of teens… *shudders* Women.

So, aside from guys not understanding women and relationships and *fill in the blank*, we’re pretty smart. I mean, ask us anything about sports, even the most non-popular of sports (cricket, for instance), and we can tell you something about it or at least BS enough that you’ll remember not to ask again. Heck, even put on something sports related on the television, and we’ll watch it like a hawk and forget to do any of those chores you told us men to do. It’s proven science. I even get sucked in watching Australian Rules Football.

In the end, I will just smile and watch as the girls take it out on one another, as evolution has taught us that they will eventually adapt to their situation. We men did. We can enjoy the finer things in life without holding grudges. Now, what’s on ESPN?

So, I’m going to try to start having a schedule of stuff. I’m talking about a lot of stuff, so there should be some order to this madness. Or at least an attempt on it.

Without further ado, here is DRAFT A of the ManVBlog Insanity:

Mondays: “Makeover Mondays”: Will use a similar tactic as used this past Monday (HERE IF YOU MISSED IT) in that I’ll “impersonate” someone who did something and then give my take on it. So, I’ll be “made-over” to appear as them. Or at least until I decide to change this up.

Tuesdays: “Techie Tuesdays”: I’ll write about some cool technology things that I’ve heard about or seen or have done, including the ManCave story (HERE).

Wednesdays: “Women Wednesdays”: I’ll do a posting that involves women somehow, most likely something sexy I”ve heard recently or just something off the cuff. Should be interesting… Should be.

Thursdays: “What were they THINKING THURSDAYS”: Let’s face it, the world is full of people. I’ll highlight some of those people and ask, just “What were they THINKING?” when they said or did something. “Stupid Sundays” just felt wrong…

Fridays: “Free-for-all Fridays”: Anything goes. Can be sports, politics, women, the proper way to hawk a loogie, whatever. Stay tuned!

Weekends: “Wrap-Up Weekends”: Wrap-up of top stories from around the world (or my house) in a short, bullet form that will enable you to catch up on things that I like, or hate, or things I just need to make fun of.

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