Category — Comedy

Men, get a beer gut. It just might save your life. No, really.

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It was a rainy day outside. We were all gathering by the kitchen table to enjoy a warm bowl of Spaghettios when “they” were pulled out. First, the green army man, its plastic rough and worn, as if he had been chewed on by a dog. Then, out came the little troll with the wild blue hair. Finally, that boyish “action hero” GI Joe came out, wielding a massive 2 inch gun. It was chaos! That little GI Joe made that army man raise his hands above his head as the troll’s hair to go from blue to purple as it was in a lot of hot water now. All caused by that massive 2 inch gun… Damn you, GI Joe. Damn you.

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Okay, so, what’s up with prisons these days? Not that I’ve been in one lately, but after reading a story about how a “Godfather” was operating his crime syndicate from inside a prison in the United Kingdom via Facebook leaves me wondering… Why do prisoners get the internet? And more so, how does the prison not have a firewall or any other sort of program/application that tracks that kind of behavior?

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The name speaks for itself.

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