Men, get a beer gut. It just might save your life. No, really.

Look at this guy’s gut.

He is definitely ROCKING THE BEER GUT and ladies, you can too!

So, no longer does it need to be known as simply storing up fuel for a sex machine, but it can also now be known as a life saver. Here’s the gist of what happened…

43 year old pub owner (we’re in England here, so it’s a “pub”) was tossing out a gent for getting into a “row” with another customer. Unhappy gent then pulls a 3 inch knife on him, stabbing him in the gut. The “extra fat” saved the man’s life as the penetrated blade didn’t get to any organs. All in all, the pub owner got lucky. Or else someone felt sorry for him as his parents named him Snaz Martin.

So, men, drink up. Buy a sixer of Red Hook and grow out your life savin’ machine. Or sex machine. Or combine the two and call it your “sex savin’ machine”. Your wife will thank you. Or at least kick you out… you and your sixer.

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I recently came across a new brand of beer that I find absolutely tasty. Forget the big boys (Bud, Coors, etc.) for now, as those are more of the mass produced kind and all taste about the same. After a tasting at a local Harris Teeter (yes, free beer!), I am now hooked on Red Hook.

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While the beer is quite tasty, I do have to go on to future things, as I am just drooling at the thought of having another, though I am at work. So, to hold me over, I’m going to print this logo out and put it around a bottle of water. It’s all in the mind, folks…

Nevermind. Just made me want one even more. [Read more →]