In this edition of “Free-For-All-Friday”, we’ll explore ways that you can make a million dollars in today’s economy. Sure, a million sounds like a small number (if you have a few billion lying around), but it would be more than enough to get 95% of us by for our entire lives, assuming we don’t go out and buy property in California.

Let’s quickly examine what you could buy for a million bucks before ManVBlog tells you how to make a million.

1. It will buy you this home (not homes, just the home, taxes not included):
   http://www.weichert.com/27999990/?zip=22066&minpr=1000&maxpr=2000&dir=ASC&view=gallery
2. It will buy you this car (gas not included):
   http://www.dieselstation.com/cars/1-million-dollar-lamborghini-reventon-a700.html
3. It will buy you this cell phone (no cell phone plan though):
   http://www.engadget.com/2006/05/17/the-million-dollar-cellphone/
4. It will buy you this down-right hideous computer that is more bling than “bang for the buck”:
   http://www.geeksugar.com/Million-Dollar-Computer—Gadget-One-Needs-112293

So, how do you make a million dollars?

Here are some ideas:

1. Walk around the U.S. toting a placard that reads: “One million people. $1 each.” Though, you might have to find some pretty robust sneakers for such a trek.
2. Find a piece of art in a dumpster, then sell it. Who knows. You might be this lucky:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_RQVa_2Ulk
3. Make a really bad movie, find lots of people after promoting the beejesus out of it, and then charge to make them leave. Or else have me sing the opening number.
4. Go back to elementary school and beat up lots of kids for their milk money.
5. Have THIS comic book or even THIS comic book. (Now who’s laughing at us comic book collectors, huh?!?)

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Or else, maybe I’ll start an online donation drive that will take $1 donations to promote ManVBlog for a TV deal. $1M for a set. Who wants to be first? Only a million to go…