Ok, I couldn’t resist. Going to have to find a new means to protect yourself from the evil Microsoft. If you’re a female and get offended, you should probably not read this. At all. Just a warning.

Yes, the iPad has been delayed! *gasps*

Why is this important for society to know that THE iPAD HAS BEEN DELAYED? It’s not. But with Steve Jobs & the Apple-ites naming something the “iPad”, ManVBlog would like to take the time to come up with some one-liners and such to ready those of us in desperate need of the weekend to start early.

So… Let’s get it on! (Man V Blog is not responsible for the bad sense of humor, just lack of good taste)

• Did you see that flood after the iPad was released? Yeah, apparently the “Gates” were no longer protected. (Bill Gates… Yeah…)
• At least there’s no period in iPad.
• Users are expected to change their iPad at least once a month.
• Is that old iPad not big enough for your needs? Try the new Max-iPad!
• At least you won’t have to worry about setting off those hot “flashes” with this pad. (It isn’t Flash compatible… get it?!?)
• I wonder if the iPad is compatible with my current package? (Data package, that is)
• Brings a whole new meaning to “touch sensitive”. Look at Apple’s site, it says “with the touch of a finger”.
• How soon until someone makes a rumble pack feature for the pad?
• The iPad works in ANY orientation! (Really, did Apple not read what they were writing about their own product?)
• The iPad switches between “wide” and “full” after double-tapping. What other pads can do that?

*Done by myself, used with my own permission,
and if I find someone else using this, I will make you buy me one!*

For the REAL article this was based on, GO HERE.

Why would someone want to buy earbuds for your iPod that are 600 times larger than the normal ones? Must be a new fad to somehow strap these ginormous things to your head just like it was cool to drape a clock around your neck. They be straight trippin’, boo.

Or how about an old iMac turned into an aquarium? Do you really need something like that to make yourself “cool”? Or are you just that big of an Apple junkie and would buy Steve Jobs’ underpants if they were for sale too?

I mean, really?

And even an iPod coffee table? Good grief.

When does it move from something cool to have to complete insanity? Oh well, as long as there is a market for it, people will make it.

Now, where is my old Sony Walkman that I can convert into an iPod holder…

Check out the ARTICLE HERE!