Technie Tuesday; or What in the #*%^ is That?!?

Ever felt the need to beat someone senseless with a computer, and not with that pansy mouse you use?

As the saying goes, “We’ve got an App for that!”

Or, more appropriately, a computer that you can use for not only checking your email but also for use as a billy club after those late night “excursions” away from the wife.

Forget trying to toss your cellphone or laptop, because those muggers are used to those things. Now, try the Juniper Systems TK6000 (thousand… thousand… thousand…)

No, it’s not a label maker. This bad boy specs are:

Windows Mobile 6.1

624MHz Marvel PXA270 processor

128MB RAM

1GB internal storage

microSDHC card expansion

32 hours of juice from a set of batteries

Wi-Fi

Bluetooth

No, it won’t play the latest Halo game or even SimCity without letting those little people run chaotic for a bit while it reloads the images. But we’re talking you can go to the construction site and drive a jack-hammer into the ground and not phase this bad boy that has no chance of fitting in your back pocket (let alone your front pockets).

Able to take multiple drops from five feet, the TK6000 (thousand… thousand… thousand…) is the latest in billy club/PDA mutation. It comes in this very sheek silver/gray trim and no, it doesn’t come in pink.

Read more about it at Juniper.

Or watch the video below. I like it at 1:55 and for the #1 reason.