Posts from — October 2009

Hot dog, that is. But, really, are we sure that it was a 100% beef frank, because if not, then it *might* be possibly be true. After all, didn’t we grow up wondering what hot dogs were really made of? And what’s wrong with a football player having a mid-game snack? Who knows, but Sanchez took no time to apologize, perhaps at the behest of what might happen if PETA found out about his delighting in a substance that grinds up who knows what. Perhaps PETA will find that the cows used to make the hot dog weren’t fed enough organic greens and hadn’t had there weekly hoof-painting session. (STORY)

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Let’s get to the visual, men!

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Congratulations! If you received today off to commemorate a national holiday (Columbus Day), then you can also partake of my birthday. No longer the roaring twenties in age, I have entered the “Great Depression” era.

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So, I’m sitting here enjoying my ever delightful, 64 ounces of pure, coma-inducing, unadulterated caffeine heaven known as the Double Gulp from 7-11, filled to the brim with Coke (no ice) and I’m hungry. And I’m listening to music. So, why not do both and produce some food for your brain. (Will produce a drink only one some other time… when I’m parched.)

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So, one day, out on the playground, you come upon a dirty brown bag. You pick it up, hoping you don’t catch some strange disease (H1N1) from the bag by merely touching it. Then, foolishly, you open it, exposing yourself to even more strange diseases (ebola) because whatever is inside of it is now airborne. But, to your surprise, (and most likely wetting yourself from what you find inside it) its a huge wad of cash!

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