Man Candles; or Honey, Throw out that Other Crap and Buy These!
I must confess, my house is overridden by candles. I can say this, because, frankly it is. How many of you all have wives (or significant others or mistresses) that host candle parties or go to candle parties or buy candles just to buy candles?
I don’t mind them. It actually makes the house seem homey at times. And it’s cool to see just how many you can light in one night and tempt fate (and increasing your home insurance to protect against fire).
But, men, I present to you Exhibit A:
Yes, now you can drink your beer while making the whole house smell like a tavern. How FREAKIN’ AWESOME is that?
Other candles avaiable from “The Original
1 comment
First, I think you owe my aunt a “thank you” for introducing you to these “Man candles.”
Second, if you get the Fart scent, you will be sleeping in a tent in the backyard – by yourself – with the Fart candle.
Your loving Wife.