I’m Gonna Beat You Like A $2 Squeegee!

Only in Arkansas can someone hear stories about a 10 year old being tasered by police, not having sexual relations with one not-attractive woman, and a man being beaten with a squeegee.

Some of you might be saying, what is a squeegee? Well, before you are beaten with one for not knowing, here’s a picture:

Trembling yet?

So, back to the story at hand. Now, first off, what’s really ludicrous is not only did the guy grab it to beat the other guy with, but he had it taken away and then used against him! That’s not sad. That’s pathetic.

If anything, why didn’t he get out his ice scrapper. Those look more menacing up close, at least the industrial strength ones do. I mean, C’MON!

So, here’s the story for your doldrums of a Friday relief:

Reprinted from the Log Cabin Democrat and Yahoo!:

CONWAY, Ark.