Men Stink

Looking back through previous posts, I never introduced why I was writing this blog. I think it’s about time, over a year later. At least in my mind. So sit back and relax and enjoy!

First, let me explain the title of this post. Men stink. Ask any woman. But, there’s a reason why I said this.

Men are like onions. We smell atrocious and have many layers. If you cut us to quickly go through those layers, we still smell bad. But, when used properly, and once a woman learns how to appropriately use an onion, it’s fantastic!

But, they’re rough around the edges and the inexperienced cook will not know the fine intricacies of this magnificent ingredient. At the same time, however, an onion can overpower the rest of the dish, taking away from the deliciousness of the meal.

The point of this blog is this (aside from making you hungry for some onion soup now):

Men, you should read this. I’m going to start showing you how to be less stinky and have some fun along the way.

Women, you should read this. It will show you how to see if your man is stinky or not. And you’ll get a laugh out of it.

I realize this is sort of a directional shift in what has been posted previously, but that’s okay. It’s called evolution. The evolution of Man V Blog. It’s going to be a fun ride! And you might learn something too. I’ll come up with a schedule, such as Tech Tuesday, where it’ll focus on technological advances that will make the role of the man easier and better. Like the DVR. After all, men can record the game and let his wife/girlfriend/mom watch Grey’s Anatomy instead, coming back to the game later when he lets his wife fall asleep early because she’s tired. Men, write that one down. It’s golden.

Stay tuned!