Really?!? No. REALLY?!?

So, one day, out on the playground, you come upon a dirty brown bag. You pick it up, hoping you don’t catch some strange disease (H1N1) from the bag by merely touching it. Then, foolishly, you open it, exposing yourself to even more strange diseases (ebola) because whatever is inside of it is now airborne. But, to your surprise, (and most likely wetting yourself from what you find inside it) its a huge wad of cash!

Sound like something out of your very, very disturbed dreams? No. It happened in Berlin, Germany. Four kids (10-13) found just that (except, maybe the disease part, but the media wouldn’t report it if there was…) on Friday and began passing it around to fellow classmates (make it a community disease now), who would have probably gone out to buy an iPod or a Nintendo DSi or some comic books (do people still buy those?). After the teachers found out, they believe they collected most of it back, even after saying, “If you don’t give back that money, I’m going to have to send you to the hospital to see if you caught cooties.” I’m sure the kids were frightened then.

Here’s where it gets really odd (as if it wasn’t before).

At the police station, a 33 year old man (who probably appeared emaciated and