QB Eats Dog!

Hot dog, that is. But, really, are we sure that it was a 100% beef frank, because if not, then it *might* be possibly be true. After all, didn’t we grow up wondering what hot dogs were really made of? And what’s wrong with a football player having a mid-game snack? Who knows, but Sanchez took no time to apologize, perhaps at the behest of what might happen if PETA found out about his delighting in a substance that grinds up who knows what. Perhaps PETA will find that the cows used to make the hot dog weren’t fed enough organic greens and hadn’t had there weekly hoof-painting session. (STORY)

But, moving on.

Let’s look at the highlights from this weekend in sports.

Alabama PWNs field goals. That’s right. They are still in title contention because of Mountain man Terrence Cody and his evidently ten foot reach to block 2 field goals. Perhaps he needed a hot dog afterwards to celebrate, because all that energy would surely have made that 350 pound lightweight hungry. Or else, maybe the Tennessee kicker was quite literal when he said to Coach Kiffin that he’d put some extra mustard into that game-winning 44 yard field goal he had lined up to boot through the uprights. Mount Cody probably heard it and thus, Alabama won on that blocked kick.

Big 12 South PWNs Big 12 North. Texas destroys Missouri. Oklahoma makes a mockery out of Kansas. The only reason I have for this is that… wait. I have no reason. The Big 12 North is like the minor leagues of the Big 12. Now, if only Baylor would switch sides, it might end up winning the North since it hasn’t a prayer, literally, of EVER winning the South.

Yankees finally play as Yankees. If I paid almost 1/2 a BILLION dollars for 3 free agents this off-season, I too would be pissed if I didn’t make the World Series. So, yet again, Cashman paid the cash, man, to get back into the playoffs. Here’s to the Phillies showing up the Yankees. But then again, I won’t watch a game as I could care less. Someday, my glorious Royals will be there… most likely as spectators, but hey, even the Marlins have won it all twice.

McGwire becomes coach. Yes. For the Cardinals and Tony LaRussa. Did I miss something, or do the Cardinals have a pass on drug testing next year?

In NHL news… If you name is not Ovechkin or Sidney Crosby, no one cares. Go CAPS!

And in the NFL…