And This is Why I Don’t Have a Subscription…

Let’s get to the visual, men!

You ready to rush out and go buy Playboy in November now?

If you read the article about why Hefner did this, he says he wants to appeal to the “younger” generation. Right. How about “scar” the older and the younger? I understand the Simpsons on stamps for the 20th anniversary season, but, really? No… REALLY?!? This is one of those dumb-struck ideas that people have, like the hamburger that uses Krispy Kreme donuts instead of a bun (Yes, it exists and you can buy one here!) or even the baby bikini (as if us parents of daughters don’t have enough to worry about).

So, you younger readers that will soon be subscribed to Playboy, hiding them under your mattresses or sharing them with your middle school buds, does Marge “do it for you”? And if you answered yes, I have the name of a psychiatrist for you: C. Mor Butts, Psy. D. Tell him Bart sent you.