What Every Guy Wants For Christmas

Okay, so, playing a version of this game at Chuck E Cheese (with my kids…), it is just down right awesome. Why it is at a place where elementary age kids roam is beyond me, but it gives us burly men who crave the wilderness something to do and focus upon as the roars of children rage on about us.

What game do I speak of?

Big Buck Hunter Pro!

No longer will men have to wake up at the butt crack of dawn to hunt! (unless you like to do the whole field dressing gig) Now, you can simply plug it in to your TV and get to being Rambo on some deer, or sheep, or other animals. Who cares that it is set for ages 6-12! This is just downright, good, wholesome, killing fun.

Women, do your man right. Buy this and then set aside some man-time on the TV. You will have a happy boy, in more ways than one.

(Buy it here)

Or go for the awesome one. Full Arcade Machine!

(Buy it here)