In Memoriam…

This post is dedicated to those hopeless teams that have had their seasons cut short because, alas, they are not good enough to make it to the playoffs.

Here’s to you, Kansas City Royals, my team who hasn’t even smelled a playoff atmosphere in over 20 years. Here’s to your continued quest to not lose 100 games each year. You have achieved that this year. *marks date down* And the MAN rejoices.

Here’s to you, Washington Nationals, the team near me. You haven’t reached the playoffs or even came close… ever. But at least you’re not in Montreal anymore.

Here’s to you, Detroit Lions, the team still searching for someone on the street that won’t suck as much as they currently do. At least you can take your pick of who you want to draft next year, since you will not win this year… again.

Here’s to you, Los Angeles Clippers, for you will never be better or more popular