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Don’t Be Afraid of VD, Men.

Alright men, I thought I would end my series on the hottest women in the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver… Sorry.

Now, in honor of what is going on this Sunday, I’ve compiled a list of things that men do that could lead to quite a pleasureable day for women… and men at the end of it.

In other words, these are the things you SHOULD do if you’re a dude, though it might be common things you normally don’t.

THE LIST!

  1. Men, make breakfast. It isn’t hard. You can even go pick up something from somewhere, though try to get something more than Dunkin’. She’ll appreciate it. You will FAIL if you make her make breakfast. Trust me. Been there, done that.
  2. Men, don’t try to “get some” when you wake up that morning. If you do everything correct on VD, then you’ll be rewarded.
  3. Men, let her sleep in. Unless she normally does. Then allow her to sleep in like usual.
  4. Men, buy her flowers. Nice ones. And no, not these…
  5. Men, buy her a gift. Something YOU want is not a gift to her, so forget those cool electronic things or anything that would remind her of housework, like a vacuum or feather duster.
  6. Men, get a chick-flick to watch with her that night. It’ll go over quite well for you, and besides, you can always pick a chick-flick that is easy on the eyes, if you know what I mean.
  7. Men, don’t be a man for a day. That’s all of these wrapped into one. You’ll thank me the day after VD.
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4 comments

1 Wifey { 02.10.10 at 8:37 pm }

I am not sure if #3 is a personal attack or not. Glad to see that you learned #5. As for #6, chick flick is not necessary – just something that we might be interested in. That may be an action flick, a sci-fi flick, a comedy, whatever. Just something that is chosen with our interests in mind. If that turns out to be a chick flick, then so be it. It just comes down to knowing your wife.

I don’t expect you to do all of this, just for the record. I just want to have a nice day with you. If we do something romantic, I would like to think it is because you love me and want to do something nice for me…not just because you are trying to have a good night :)

Your loving Wife.

2 manvblog { 02.10.10 at 11:50 pm }

#3 isn’t personal, though it is from personal experience. :)

Maybe I should have just said, “Make Wife #1″ and I wouldn’t need a list!

3 Wifey { 02.10.10 at 11:57 pm }

That would work too :)

Your loving Wife.

4 Shane Landazuri { 03.05.10 at 4:18 am }

I like the layout of your blog and I’m going to do the same thing for mine.

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