Craptastic Shenanigans; or What Were They THINKING Thursday

On this episode of ManVBlog “What Were They THINKING Thursday”, we examine a more crappier aspect of my blogging job.

No. Really crappy.

So crappy, you might classify it as Craptastic.

How many of you know of California? I presume just about everyone. How many of you know that it is WAY in debt? In fact, come March, it will have $0 in the bank. It will actually have a $1 BILLION shortfall come March. And this from a state that is #1) the most populous, #2) has “The Terminator” as its govenor (I mean, it can’t fail then, right?), and #3) has a city now paying for MANDATORY COMPOSTING!

Yes folks, you read that right. MANDATORY COMPOSTING. Not only recycling of paper, plastic, aluminum, and of plastic surgery (see Nancy Pelosi)…

But now, you have to mandatorily compost ANYTHING organic in the city of San Francisco.

The week of Oct 21, 2009, they started issuing out “composting containers” for every residence in San Francisco. “Eh” for the single family homes, but can you imagine what it must be like for the apartment complexes and so forth? Having to walk your freshly filled stuff down 3 sets of stairs (since elevators don’t work, since that costs money to fix) and go into a RANK trash room to dump off your formerly good smelling scraps? I’m sure if I wanted to dig around a bit that hospitals in the good ole city of San Franny would have seen a spike in falls and passing out/cracked head open cases from the pure stench that has to be emanating from that hell-hole of a trash room. I can’t even imagine the smell of the city now with all of that composting piling up somewhere. Forget SMOG, how about a grey cloud of vomiting inducing COMPOSTY-FOG (COMPFOG) coming at you? Wouldn”t that be a great way to start your day?

So, forget about leaving my heart in San Francisco. Leave your CRAP there and move out before you gain a stench that you can never wash off. And you can thank Mayor Newsom for that.